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worst joke ever still made me laugh

#1 User is offline   Croc 

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Posted 14 May 2004 - 10:17 AM

Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a picnic. Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is that the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to getthere.

When they get there, Mick unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Roy give me the bottle opener" "I didn't bring it" says Roy "I thought you packed it" Mick gets worried, He turns to Andy, "Did you bring the bottle opener?" Naturally Andy didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener. Mick and Andy beg Roy to go back for it. But he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches.
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Posted 14 May 2004 - 10:19 AM

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Posted 14 May 2004 - 10:20 AM

QUOTE (Mental @ May 14 2004, 10:19)
huh.gif

I concur???? WTF..

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Posted 14 May 2004 - 10:21 AM

huh.gif huh.gif Are their human owners ment to be the bottle openers? If so then yes that is the worst joke ever

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Posted 14 May 2004 - 10:22 AM

LOL....

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Posted 14 May 2004 - 10:22 AM

does the percentage sign bear any relevance?

if so, then wtf?
if not, then wtf? its not funny blink.gif

unless of course, the punchline is that he wants some sandwiches.

but then again, its not funny tongue.gif

This post has been edited by Jimbo: 14 May 2004 - 10:23 AM


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Posted 14 May 2004 - 10:25 AM

laugh.gif

It didn't post correctly laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
I'll repost it now



Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a picnic. Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is that the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to getthere.

When they get there, Mick unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Roy give me the bottle opener" "I didn't bring it" says Roy "I thought you packed it" Mick gets worried, He turns to Andy, "Did you bring the bottle opener?" Naturally Andy didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener. Mick and Andy beg Roy to go back for it. But he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches.

After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees.

So Roy sets off down the road at a steady pace. 20 days pass and he
still isn't back and Mick and Andy are starving, but a promise is a promise.

Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise.

Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat them, Roy pops up from behind a rock and shouts.

I knew it!!!!!.... I'm not f***ing going!"

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Posted 14 May 2004 - 10:26 AM

LOL

that funny coz its so shit.



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Posted 14 May 2004 - 10:27 AM

wow, it got un-funnier mellow.gif

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Posted 14 May 2004 - 10:27 AM

When you post the whole thing it's quite amusing happy.gif

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Posted 14 May 2004 - 10:28 AM

After the excitement of reading the improved version I actually loled.

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Posted 14 May 2004 - 10:29 AM

Rofl! laugh.gif laugh.gif

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Posted 14 May 2004 - 10:30 AM

Just re-reading the first one is making me laugh, I can imagine people trying to figure it out laugh.gif

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Posted 14 May 2004 - 10:32 AM

that's better happy.gif

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Posted 14 May 2004 - 10:33 AM

i am gonna throw one in to help the thread

What do you call the excess fat around the c**t?








































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Posted 14 May 2004 - 10:34 AM

QUOTE (CrocodileShoes @ May 14 2004, 11:30)
Just re-reading the first one is making me laugh, I can imagine people trying to figure it out laugh.gif

It was the %

I even quoted you to see if you left anything in small writing

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Posted 14 May 2004 - 10:38 AM

lol croc happy.gif

writer - not funny sleep.gif tongue.gif

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Posted 14 May 2004 - 10:45 AM

Haha! happy.gif

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Posted 14 May 2004 - 10:50 AM

QUOTE (CrocodileShoes @ May 14 2004, 10:30)
Just re-reading the first one is making me laugh, I can imagine people trying to figure it out laugh.gif

I'm glad nobody posted a "lol" out of sympathy after reading the original one. How stupid would they look now huh? laugh.gif

The full version is quite funny tbh biggrin.gif

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Posted 14 May 2004 - 10:52 AM

QUOTE (Phelan @ May 14 2004, 11:50)
QUOTE (CrocodileShoes @ May 14 2004, 10:30)
Just re-reading the first one is making me laugh, I can imagine people trying to figure it out laugh.gif

I'm glad nobody posted a "lol" out of sympathy after reading the original one. How stupid would they look now huh? laugh.gif

The full version is quite funny tbh biggrin.gif

I did actually 'Heh' at the first one... it was a 'Heh' while looking like this... blink.gif laugh.gif

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