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worst joke ever still made me laugh

#21 User is offline   RoMeRz 

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Posted 14 May 2004 - 10:59 AM

hehe i quite liked that

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Posted 14 May 2004 - 10:59 AM

QUOTE (Wyted @ May 14 2004, 11:52)
QUOTE (Phelan @ May 14 2004, 11:50)
QUOTE (CrocodileShoes @ May 14 2004, 10:30)
Just re-reading the first one is making me laugh, I can imagine people trying to figure it out laugh.gif

I'm glad nobody posted a "lol" out of sympathy after reading the original one. How stupid would they look now huh? laugh.gif

The full version is quite funny tbh biggrin.gif

I did actually 'Heh' at the first one... it was a 'Heh' while looking like this... blink.gif laugh.gif

me too huh.gif

#23 User is offline   Wyted 

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Posted 14 May 2004 - 11:01 AM

Don't lie Axey... you just wanna copy me to look cool. Well it's working Fonze! cool.gif

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Posted 14 May 2004 - 11:23 AM

QUOTE (Iggy @ May 14 2004, 11:34)
QUOTE (CrocodileShoes @ May 14 2004, 11:30)
Just re-reading the first one is making me laugh, I can imagine people trying to figure it out laugh.gif

It was the %

I even quoted you to see if you left anything in small writing

hehe I was trying to work it out for a few minutes...I didn't want to scroll down because I thought someone would have posted the answer biggrin.gif

Reading the real one made me ssg

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Posted 14 May 2004 - 12:09 PM

lol tongue.gif

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Posted 14 May 2004 - 12:29 PM

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I'm glad nobody posted a "lol" out of sympathy after reading the original one. How stupid would they look now huh? 

The full version is quite funny tbh


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did you never tell fake jokes in school to get someone to laugh at it without understanding? and then everyone would point at them and go 'ahhhhhhhhh you fucking mong'? unsure.gif

This post has been edited by kensa: 14 May 2004 - 12:29 PM


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Posted 14 May 2004 - 12:30 PM

QUOTE (kensa @ May 14 2004, 13:29)
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I'm glad nobody posted a "lol" out of sympathy after reading the original one. How stupid would they look now huh? 

The full version is quite funny tbh


laugh.gif

did you never tell fake jokes in school to get someone to laugh at it without understanding? and then everyone would point at them and go 'ahhhhhhhhh you fucking mong'? unsure.gif

laugh.gif

Aye laugh.gif

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Posted 14 May 2004 - 12:49 PM

Rofl Ken biggrin.gif laugh.gif

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Posted 14 May 2004 - 01:04 PM

QUOTE (kensa @ May 14 2004, 12:29)
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I'm glad nobody posted a "lol" out of sympathy after reading the original one. How stupid would they look now huh? 

The full version is quite funny tbh


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did you never tell fake jokes in school to get someone to laugh at it without understanding? and then everyone would point at them and go 'ahhhhhhhhh you fucking mong'? unsure.gif

laugh.gif

Would only work if you had mates to back you up though. Try making up jokes to a roomfull of strangers and its you that ends up looking the fucking mong biggrin.gif

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Posted 14 May 2004 - 01:39 PM

QUOTE (CrocodileShoes @ May 14 2004, 10:17)
Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a picnic. Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is that the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to getthere.

When they get there, Mick unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Roy give me the bottle opener" "I didn't bring it" says Roy "I thought you packed it" Mick gets worried, He turns to Andy, "Did you bring the bottle opener?" Naturally Andy didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener. Mick and Andy beg Roy to go back for it. But he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches.
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I find the original funnier - as it seems to imply that their owners are the bottle openers, but if they get the humans - they will come and pinch their sarnies??



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Posted 14 May 2004 - 01:46 PM

QUOTE (Phishy @ May 14 2004, 14:39)
QUOTE (CrocodileShoes @ May 14 2004, 10:17)
Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a picnic. Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is that the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to getthere.

When they get there, Mick unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Roy give me the bottle opener" "I didn't bring it" says Roy "I thought you packed it" Mick gets worried, He turns to Andy, "Did you bring the bottle opener?" Naturally Andy didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener. Mick and Andy beg Roy to go back for it. But he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches.
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I find the original funnier - as it seems to imply that their owners are the bottle openers, but if they get the humans - they will come and pinch their sarnies??



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It's not the original, it was a mis-post.

I clicked post and went and did some work, when returned to babblers the page had froze on the posting bit tongue.gif


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Posted 14 May 2004 - 01:56 PM

I thought it was funny before you put the last bit on!

It reminded me of the jokes people tell when you're drunk that don't have a punchline but make you laugh anyway!

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Posted 14 May 2004 - 04:26 PM

QUOTE (kensa @ May 14 2004, 12:29)
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I'm glad nobody posted a "lol" out of sympathy after reading the original one. How stupid would they look now huh? 

The full version is quite funny tbh


laugh.gif

did you never tell fake jokes in school to get someone to laugh at it without understanding? and then everyone would point at them and go 'ahhhhhhhhh you fucking mong'? unsure.gif

fell for it every damn time ffs ranting.gif

not fair .. unsure.gif

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Posted 16 May 2004 - 10:31 AM

it still sucks unsure.gif

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Posted 16 May 2004 - 11:54 AM

I just thought it was funny that 3 tortoises, named Mick, Andy and Roy, had a picnic!

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 08:52 AM

Best joke ever.

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Posted 26 May 2014 - 09:11 AM

No wonder Babblers fell over :/

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Posted 24 August 2014 - 10:57 PM

A farmer sets a test for his 3 sons, he says to them, Boys each take a single animal from my barn and sell it, I want to see how enterprising you are.

The eldest son takes a cow and sells it for


Bolloxs I forget the rest.

It wasnt that funny,


Q, Whats green and eats nuts.
A, Herpes


Crap joke but i love it still.

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