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#41 User is offline   Dev 

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Posted 22 September 2004 - 12:46 PM

Shocking! ph34r.gif
  • The bad guy will never kill you before explaining his plan fully and in great detail.
  • Stormtroopers can't shoot for toffee
  • One punch is enough to floor a henchman


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Posted 22 September 2004 - 02:31 PM

all american chiefs of police are overweight black men.

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Posted 22 September 2004 - 02:33 PM

QUOTE (JackDaniels @ Sep 21 2004, 21:24)
all computers run using no microsoft products whatsoever

all sqeaky doors sound the same (dunno what heading that would come under)

Absolutely, infact Amiga Workbench 3.1 was all it took to run an entire 'Lassiters' Hotel complex in Neighbours.

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Posted 22 September 2004 - 02:40 PM

  • Everybody working in the Chinese Food industry is also a martial arts master
  • You generally have to kill a Bad Guy 3 times to make sure he's really really dead
  • A trained assassin will always miss with his first bullet
  • A case full of Gold is easily transportable as it weighs almost nothing
  • High tech electronic locks can be opened by shooting the keypad
  • - if you don't have a gun just prize open the keypad and short out the two wires behind it to achieve the desired effect
  • A credit card can be used to open any latch lock
  • Diving through a glass window will never result in any cuts or lacerations
  • Bullets can't pass through car doors or plasterboard walls

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Posted 22 September 2004 - 02:52 PM

Hehe This is a cool thread.

- Most LA cops are Alcholics and lost at least 1 wife and 2 kids
- Bomb Defuse kits dont work till 1.1 secs remeaining
- Big vicious dogs always lick the good guy
- A Jet plane can never take off with cops behind it
- Good guys dont need parachutes
- When one cop car crashes, the rest crash in sympothy


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Posted 22 September 2004 - 03:00 PM

You never dry yourself after getting out of the shower, just wrap a towel around you and walk about.

Everyone has either 20/20 vision or wears glasses - no one seems to wear contacts.

When boiling a whistling kettle, you have enough to to have a serious talk with your partner, then have passionate sex before it starts whistling.

After someone has accidentally been killed, you will always find in your kitchen find the exact tools required to dispose of a body.

Garages are always neat and not full of junk - unless you are looking for something really vital.

No one will take any notice of you if you are covered with blood stains as long as you don't run.

Lifts always arrive as soon as you push the button unless you are running from someone or in a hurry to do something important. They will only arrive then once you have started down the stairs. Oh, and the bad guy is usually inside the arriving lift coming to find you.



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Posted 22 September 2004 - 03:03 PM

Okay, here are some of mine...

Taxi drivers never laugh in your face when you tell them to "step on it".

Partners in the police force will always be teamed together in the most diverse ethnic mix possible. This enevitably makes the job funnier and more enjoyable despite any initial misgivings.

There are people that go around bricking up public toilet windows. Annoyingly you only find out this has been done when you are desperately trying to escape.

In any police building there will be a man in overalls with a razor blade busy scratching off the name on a door of a deceased/retired detective.

Important documents / photographs only charr and never burn.

Grenades never cause much more damage than throw people high into the air.

Absolutley anything will explode with a well aimed bullet.

In a gun battle its always cooler to throw your gun away and use a new one rather than reload.

A dying person will always be able to finish what they have to say before passing on.

People suffering with Amnesia from a knock on the head can be cured by giving them another knock on the head in the same place.

All evil people belong to the organ doners register. (Never under any circumstance have a hand transplant.)

All non white people will have a special skill.

If they are home, people will answer the phone in under 3 rings.

New born babies are huge.

Surveilance cameras are never fuzzy or black and white.

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Posted 22 September 2004 - 03:04 PM

are you all cutting and posting or thinkging these up? I thought ages about mine!

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Posted 22 September 2004 - 03:08 PM

QUOTE (Phelan @ Sep 22 2004, 15:04)
are you all cutting and posting or thinkging these up? I thought ages about mine!

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Posted 22 September 2004 - 03:10 PM

lol its just you all are so quick!

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Posted 22 September 2004 - 03:11 PM

Just making them up!

No one every washes up or fills the dishwasher, just puts the dishes in the sink

Everyone is very graceful and never fall over unless something is being thrown at their head which means the fall saved their life.

No one ever stops a grown man on a requisitioned child's bike

Bad guys walkie talkies have two frequencies

Yanking on a pipe in a basement will make it snap away from the wall with ease, and even though it's filled with hot steam, it doesn't burn your hands.

Women never brush their hair, just pin it up

When hiding with you, dogs are well behaved and silent.

Everyone had a mirrored cabinet in their bathroom


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Posted 22 September 2004 - 03:12 PM

I sense cut and paste as well, some people just have to RUIN EVERYTHING!!! ranting.gif sad.gif laugh.gif

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Posted 22 September 2004 - 03:13 PM

If they have then that's not fair! I'm making mine up!

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Posted 22 September 2004 - 03:13 PM

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me too.

Google it and test me if you want!

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Posted 22 September 2004 - 03:18 PM

  • Any shots fired at a motorbike will only ever ricochet off the number plate
  • A fall from any height into water is surviveable as long as you dive or hit feet first
  • The flame on a zippo never goes out this is especially true if the zippo is being thrown at a puddle of oil
  • Any aircraft can be successfully landed as long as somebody in air traffic control is guiding the person controlling the plane
  • The security on any building can be beaten by dressing up as a cleaner or janitor
  • All managers of cheap hotels are sleezy perverts

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Posted 22 September 2004 - 03:19 PM

Making mine up to...

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Posted 22 September 2004 - 03:21 PM

QUOTE (Mortis @ Sep 22 2004, 16:18)
Making mine up to...

yeah i can tell tongue.gif

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Posted 22 September 2004 - 03:21 PM

ok a few more

- The Irish are always hard
- Every car wheel spins or screeeches round corners (even at slow speed)
- A cop can always get parked directaly outside the most busy ploice station.
- All bikers have tashes, Black leather waist coats and play pool.
- A defiant ex marine is better than an army



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Posted 22 September 2004 - 03:27 PM

QUOTE (Lazza @ Sep 22 2004, 16:20)
- A defiant ex marine is better than an army

Naturally, Steven Segal is a legend.

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Posted 22 September 2004 - 03:30 PM

If someone is injured, they will always bleed a little out the corner of their mouth.

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