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Revenge Hit : Therobster Vs Cammie Payback time for his attacks!!!

#1 User is offline   TheRobster 

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 07:51 PM

‘Operation Nuke Cammie’
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‘What I did over the Bank Holiday’

By TheRobster, age 7 and 3/4.
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The place: Uni_13
The date: 1st May 2009
The objective: turn Cammie's defences into radioactive slag

Primary targets (Gal1): 204: 4, 204:9, 210:4, 210:10

The much anticipated attack begins! Most of the Babbler's Alliance had opted to stay out of the initial attack, offering moral support (“nuke the fucker!”) and promises of future help if a full-scale war with Equinox kicks off (“RIPS at the ready if you need ‘em!”). TheRobster had been persuaded by Phil the Wrathful (PTW) to come out of retirement (V-mode for about a year!) specifically for the hit. TheRobster had 5 planets within range of the 4 designated targets and had been upgrading infrastructure and stock piling res for around a month in anticipation of the hit.

Cammie’s planets were probed, intel was…intelligurised, and targets selected. Cammie’s current position and score on the Stat’s board was noted.

<img src="http://www.sudsolutions.com/misc/cammie/stats_a.JPG" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />

Several small fleets were observed to be in orbit around each planet. Warships were brought within striking distance, waiting for the planetary defences to be taken out before launching attacks against the orbiting ships.

<img src="http://www.sudsolutions.com/misc/cammie/204-4a.JPG" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />

<img src="http://www.sudsolutions.com/misc/cammie/204-9a.JPG" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />

<img src="http://www.sudsolutions.com/misc/cammie/210-4a.JPG" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />

<img src="http://www.sudsolutions.com/misc/cammie/210-10a.JPG" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />

The first wave of IPM attacks were set to launch around midnight but Moomintroll (Braleden), unable to contain himself, launched a pre-emptive strike of 40 IPMS at his designated target (204:4) around 8pm GMT. Asking for help with the hit, TheRobster and PTW launched a smaller salvo of IPMs at the same target.

Knowing that waiting any longer was pointless, TheRobster began launching IPMs at 210:4 and 210:10. Hundreds of IPMs, primed and ready for this very moment, streaked across the galaxy like…giant, streaking things. Cammie’s ABM shields quickly crumbled and his planetary defences began to take hits. Pretty soon it was starting to look like someone had invited SkyNet along to a "bring-your-own" fireworks display.

Hoping to complete the task before Cammie realised what was happening, all available Shipyards were put to the task of producing more IPMs. For the next few hours, salvo after salvo of missiles slammed into Cammie’s defences. After a couple of hours Moomintroll had reduced the defences on 204:4 to rubble and TheRobster had cleared 204:9 and 210:4.

By 2am res was running low and TheRobster was feeling a little sleepy. Leaving Shipyards to produce more IPMs he decided to catch 40 winks, waking again at 5am to finish the task.

But what’s this! Cammie was now online and had moved his fleets and most of his resources away from the planets under attack. TheRobster checked his messages, noting several PMs from Cammie. The first message seemed to make little sense to TheRobster as at this point approximately 80 million damage <i>had</i> been done. Perhaps Cammie himself was a little damaged and failed to notice the smoking ruins of his defences surrounding him on all sides?

<img src="http://www.sudsolutions.com/misc/cammie/message1.JPG" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />

(Translation: You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!)

<img src="http://www.sudsolutions.com/misc/cammie/message2.JPG" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />

(Translation: <i>please</i> stop attacking me so I can rebuild!)

The second message was the only one which received a reply. “THERE IS NO REBUILD! THERE IS ONLY IPM!” The Ghostbusters reference was lost on Cammie, however the gist of the reply seemed to get through.

<img src="http://www.sudsolutions.com/misc/cammie/message3.JPG" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />

(Translation: *sob sob…*)

The time was now nearly 6am GMT. Not been used to being out of bed before 8am at the earliest, TheRobster once again felt sleep creeping up on him and decided to retire to bed once more, not stirring again until 11:45am (after his other half stole the duvet off the bed and threatened to throw cold water on him). Trembling with anticipation at the retaliation which must surely have followed by now, TheRobster checked his OGame account to find…

…Cammie had launched a MASSIVE counter-strike of 3 (THREE!) IPMs at TheRobsters HW. Having dismantled his ABM shield in order to maximise the number of nukes that could be built, Cammie’s attack met no resistance and slammed into TheRobster’s defences. 16 ion cannons and 5 rocket launchers were destroyed. Collateral damage was also suffered, consisting of a few broken roof tiles and some slightly startled sheep (3 white, 1 black). Aghast at the losses, TheRobster almost went into V-mode there and then but decided to see the fight to the bitter end.

By now only planet 210:10 remained as a viable target. IPMs were sent in dribs and drabs, chipping away at Cammie’s remaining defences. By early Saturday afternoon the task was complete and, after launching over 1000 IPMs, the Missile Silos finally fell silent. Probing Cammie’s planets one last time, the extent of the damage soon became clear (look away now if you don’t want to see the results):

(Edit: oh and Phil smashed some of his sats and stuff, and rang me on my mobile whilst I was on the way to the shop to buy some potatoes. I had to run back to the house to prevent my fleet from being ninja'd). <img src="http://forums.babblers.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

<img src="http://www.sudsolutions.com/misc/cammie/204-4b.JPG" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />

<img src="http://www.sudsolutions.com/misc/cammie/204-9b.JPG" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />

<img src="http://www.sudsolutions.com/misc/cammie/210-4b.JPG" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />

<img src="http://www.sudsolutions.com/misc/cammie/210-10b.JPG" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />

<img src="http://www.sudsolutions.com/misc/cammie/stats_b.JPG" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />

<i>Match Results Summary</i>
Total IPMs fired: 1000+ (dunno exact amount, I got bored of counting after a while),
Total damage done: 119,679,000

<i>Final Result (after extra time)</i>
Babblers:1
Cammie: 0

His task complete, TheRobster returns to V-mode. Until next time…

<img src="http://www.sudsolutions.com/misc/cammie/robster.JPG" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />

<u>Acknowledgements</u>
I’d like to thank Moomintroll and PTW for their support during the making of this nuke-a-mentary. I’d also like to thank my g/f for trying to take an interest in what I was doing all last night. However, judging by the blank stare I got, I’m not sure the answer I gave made much sense to her (“I’m using the res I’ve been stockpiling on my HW for the last month to mass produce IPMs to take down an opponents ABMs and then smash his planetary defence. w00t!”). To be fair though, when she talks to me about knitting I haven’t got a clue what she’s on about either…

This post has been edited by King Phil: 08 April 2010 - 07:28 PM


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Posted 02 May 2009 - 08:00 PM

Lol, Nice work mate smile.gif

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:52 PM

I might move this to the public forum (the topic will show here as well) as I think it's funny and I want Tomy and stuff to see it tongue.gif


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Posted 02 May 2009 - 11:02 PM

Might be an idea to wait a while and see what the general reaction to the attack is.

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 11:33 PM

zomg kill Babblers! Oh wait it's affecting my bottom line nm,


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Posted 03 May 2009 - 01:16 AM

By the way you need to add parts about the sattelites being crashed to end production and me making an intergalactic call to save your pilot's lives!


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Posted 03 May 2009 - 06:56 AM

I notice that they have reported everyone of your posts Phil smile.gif

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Posted 03 May 2009 - 09:48 AM

Oh, is there a thread about this already?

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Posted 03 May 2009 - 10:17 AM

Cammie started four! biggrin.gif

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Posted 03 May 2009 - 11:02 AM

I only got a footnote mention damn Rob and Phil the gloryhogs! ranting.gif




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Posted 03 May 2009 - 11:03 AM

Where !?!?! Send the links please biggrin.gif

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Posted 03 May 2009 - 11:11 AM

http://board.ogame.org/board.php?boardid=379

It's the 4 "Defence Bash" threads.

He PM'd me asking if I was going to post the hits. Didn't reply to him though...what's the point in us posting the hits on the Board? Only reason I can see for him posting about them is try to and get some sympathy. biggrin.gif

QUOTE(Braleden @ May 3 2009, 11:02) View Post

I only got a footnote mention damn Rob and Phil the gloryhogs! ranting.gif

You get a mention in my nuke-a-mentary! Be happy. biggrin.gif

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Posted 03 May 2009 - 12:20 PM

QUOTE(Braleden @ May 3 2009, 07:56) View Post

I notice that they have reported everyone of your posts Phil smile.gif


Yeh they always do laugh.gif

I'm surprised I haven't got a ban again for nothing tongue.gif Funnily the posts that I report of their's when they call us ***** etc (paraphrasing a tad) never get a warning biggrin.gif


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Posted 03 May 2009 - 03:09 PM

Face it Phil, you're an intergalactic pariah. biggrin.gif

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Posted 03 May 2009 - 04:04 PM

Cammie's started his whine threads on the Board (4 altogether! We should be honoured!)

http://board.ogame.org/thread.php?threadid=551539

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Posted 03 May 2009 - 06:00 PM

QUOTE
Cammie [1:210:10] no subject answer
The Robster used your resources, dont insult my intelligence!!!

Your only regret will be when all your alliance hide behind V-Mode...


Oh noes fear.gif

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Posted 03 May 2009 - 06:17 PM

Rob get out of v-mode if it kicks off and nuke the shit out of em wink.gif



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Posted 03 May 2009 - 06:26 PM

I think I should leave Babblers!


and join



EQUINOX


I reckon its the only way your going to have some fun Phil, I wouldnt be hitting people at half/third of my points I would be going for you the TOOL tongue.gif behind it all!


For me anyone can do anything to stir it up and cause trouble I can weather any storm!

If anyone gets too much grief post and i will do my best to help out with res.

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Posted 03 May 2009 - 06:35 PM

QUOTE(JEMM @ May 3 2009, 18:17) View Post

Rob get out of v-mode if it kicks off and nuke the shit out of em wink.gif

Be out of V-mode next week some time when I can be at a keyboard most of the day (whilst in the office....work can fek off tbh).

Be interesting to see what Cammie's got planned, he's made some vaguely threatening gestures towards me. Realistically though he'll probably just get Kama to blow up my only moon. yeah.gif

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Posted 04 May 2009 - 02:17 PM

lol - excellent thread!

Should post it. Added my thoughts on all this to his whine thread

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